Out of the mouths of babes...

	I was having a sad-face day. Then I ran across these hilarious letters on a random page. I hope it makes more people laugh! Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have? -Jane Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry Dear GOD, If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. -Mickey Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan Dear GOD, In school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? -Jane Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. -Love, Alison Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is it just a trick? -Lucy Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita Dear GOD, Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil Dear GOD, What does it mean you are a Jealous God? I thought you had everything. -Jane Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. -Darla Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell you who I am). Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L. Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. -Bruce Dear GOD, If we come back as something - please don't let me be Mary Horton because I hate her. -Denise Dear GOD, If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set. -Raphael Dear GOD, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. -Dean Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M. Dear GOD, I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. -Elliott Dear GOD, Of all the people who work for you I like Noah and David the best. -Rob Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? -Marsha Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. -Love, Chris Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. -Sincerely, Donna Dear GOD, The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with you. That's what I would do. -Eddie Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are GOD already. -Charles Dear GOD, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool. -Eugene